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The Bone Collector (1999)

Phillip Noyce
Denzel Washington, Angelina Jolie, Queen Latifah, Ed O'Neill, Michael Rooker
Anamorphic widescreen
Dolby Digital 5.1
DTS
Trailer(s)
Featurette(s)
Documentary
Audio commentary
Deleted scenes
Concept art / storyboards
Multi-angle feature
Quote
[Denzel Washington's character to Angelina Jolie's character over the phone:]
'Saw off her hand! SAW OFF HER HAND!!'

Plot summary
A quadriplegic forensics genius recruits a bright young New York cop to be his eyes, ears and legs in a serial killer case.

Film review
Movies like The Bone Collector are so depressing. Not because they are badly made. In fact, they are put together and marketed so well, they usually make lots of money no matter how derivative, pointless and far-fetched they might be. And trust me, all of the above applies to The Bone Collector. In spades.

The film is made up of bits and pieces from The Silence of the Lambs, Se7en and even My Fair Lady, if you choose to believe director Phillip Noyce. But at the same time it negates all the ideas that made these movies interesting. Jolie for instance is nothing more than a physical extension for Denzel Washington's mind. The idea seems to have been that he teaches her to be a great forensics detective, and she gives him back his will to live, but their weird relationship comes off looking misogynistic and hateful. And the scene where she fondles his finger is outright laughable. Se7en's presentation of a serial killer who actually makes some interesting points about the ills of contemporary society is also set up, then completely thrown out the window when it turns out his motive for the sadistic killings was to test Washington's forensic skills. The idiotic finale will either have you in stitches or completely stunned in disbelief, depending on your mood. It is such a complete underestimation of any intelligent audience, it's almost an affront. Avoid like the plague.
Version control
Identical Region 1 and Region 2 versions are available.

Picture and sound
The widescreen image is framed at an anamorphic ratio of 2.35:1. The picture is crisp and clear, with deep blacks and accurate flesh tones, and no noise or grain.
The Dolby 5.1 soundtrack is likewise well-done, with a deep and wide surround field.

Added value
In many cases, a director's commentary can make an unsatisfying movie much more interesting. A director is in the position to reveal his intentions, provide technical detail, and even sometimes point out aspects in which he feels the movie has failed. I had hoped that the commentary track from director Phillip Noyce would add some interest to a film I really hadn't enjoyed. But he only succeeded in making the movie more annoying. He seems completely satisfied with the movie and talks about it as if it had been a runaway critical and commercial success, a kind of modern classic in its own right whose excellence is beyond dispute. He then proceeds to explain technical details at a level that might be interesting to someone who has absolutely _no_ idea how movies are made, but that most people who occasionally glance at a featurette or 'making of' documentary will find extremely obvious and boring.
The other extras include a rather obvious 'making of featurette' and the theatrical trailer.The animated menus are nicely designed, with quick flashes from the murder scenes accompanied by cues from the score setting up the main menu, and subtle background animation in the other screens. Unfortunately, the animated introduction montage cannot be skipped so you have to sit through it every time you access the main menu.

Dan Hassler-Forest

Reviewed: 2001

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